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In the grim darkness of the far future there is only GOLF

by GOLFHAMMER 40000

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    Memory Glands branded golf ball.
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about

In the nightmare future of the forty-first millennium, mankind teeters upon the brink of extinction. The galaxy-spanning Interplanetary Golf League is beset on all sides by the ravening duffers, and threatened with malevolent creatures and heretic rebels. Only the strength of Arnold Palmer stands between humanity and its annihilation. Dedicated to His service are countless warriors, agents and myriad servants of the League. Foremost among them stand the Dewsweepers, mentally and physically engineered to be the supreme golfing force, the ultimate protectors of the 19th Hole.

Tours rage over airless moons, in the dark, twisted depths of the Links and the cold wastes of the Heathland. From the immaterial realm of Par 3, malicious sandbaggers send their unspeakable minions to slaughter Palmer's chosen. Everywhere, soulless caddies and slavering groundskeepers are poised to extinguish the handicap of humanity.

There is no time for peace.
No respite.
No forgiveness.
There is only GOLF.

credits

released July 7, 2023

Produced with
MPC2000xl
Alesis QS7.1
Red Sound EleVAta
Mutable Instruments Anushri
Alesis Wedge
Boss SE-50
Yamaha TX802
Akai MFC42
Roland EF303
Tascam 424 portastudio
Digitech 2 second digital rack delay
probably some other stuff.

Recorded direct to stereo through an old line mixer in 2015.

Mastered by IKTS

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